This link is to a bunch of a responses to a Dear Abby letter. Some woman wrote in and asked for advice because she is ashamed(?) of having surgery. You want to do that to yourself? Okay, I think it might be more hassle than it's worth for most, but I blogress. What freaking kills me is the last response.
Dear Abby: The lap-band procedure has become so prevalent that my husband's surgeon issues wallet-size cards to present to servers when requesting child-size meals. So far, all restaurants have recognized and honored these cards.
- E.J.M. in S. Carolina
Umm, it's called a doggie bag and it's what the rest of use who haven't had surgery (and hopefully even those who have). We're not kids here, we are all adults.